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The Tribal Mind: The politics of television, and vice versa

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by David Dale
IT WORKED before, so lets see if it can work again. This is the analogy: Channel Seven is the Labor Party, and Channel Nine is the Liberal/National coalition. Follow the fortunes of Nine and Seven in the ratings, and you will anticipate the fortunes of Opposition and Government in the opinion polls. That was the tool with which this column predicted the result of the 2007 election. Will it work for the 2010 election?

Three years ago, we discussed how television tastes offer clues about the changing national mood, noting that after September 11 and the Bali bombings, Australians retreated into their cocoons. "The favourites of the early Noughties were all about lifestyle -- home renovations, gardening, domestic bliss. The dramas were about crimes solved and stability restored in a single episode ... Viewers avoided programs that required them to come back next week, because life was too crazy to allow such a commitment.

"But since 2005, our favourite shows have been serials, keeping us in constant suspense about who will be voted off the dance floor, who will be murdered on Wisteria Lane, what will the island do to the survivors, how will Dr House outsmart the cop who wants to jail him, etc. Instead of being reassured by our mass entertainment, we demand to be surprised.

"What follows from this transformation in public mood? That Australians will be inclined to vote for Kevin Rudd at the federal election. Where once they craved security, now they relish change ... Australia's current preference for Channel Seven, which offers novelty, over Channel Nine, which offers 'we know what's best for you', suggests that the nation is in sit-forward mode. If an election were held now, we'd vote for surprise and risk rather than predictability and comfort."

Three years later, lets look at the state of the stations. Nine is resurgent, Seven is sinking. In the morning, Today regularly beats Sunrise in Sydney and Melbourne. In the afternoon, The Hot Seat is neck and neck with Deal or no Deal. Nine has hits with Top Gear, The Mentalist and Two and a Half Men, soon to be followed by Underbelly: The Golden Mile (legal action permitting).

sit_howardapec.jpg Seven's big dramas, Grey's Anatomy and Desperate Housewives, have jumped the shark. Its only new hit, My Kitchen Rules, is a rehash of MasterChef, which does not suggest much imagination in the programming department. Seven's celebrity game show, The White Room, got axed after two weeks because it was hastily conceived and badly managed (just like a certain home insulation program we've heard about recently).

Over the past two weeks, the prime time audience shares have been: Seven 25.6 per cent, Nine 26.7 per cent. At the same time, the opinion polls have shown a slump for the Government and a rise for the Opposition. Kevin Rudd now finds himself where John Howard was in March of 2007 - representing stodgy stability, while Tony Abbott and Barnaby Joyce represent edgy unpredictability.

To restore his reputation for innovation, Rudd has just unveiled visionary schemes in education and health. If our analogy is correct, Channel Seven will need to unveil some big new programming plans very soon.

The last paragraph of this column on May 28, 2007 said this: "You can expect the prime minister to hold off the election date till as late as possible this year. He'll be watching the ratings, tracking the rise of Nine and the decline of Seven, waiting for clear evidence that we have settled back onto the sofa of life. Then he'll pounce."

Go to Comments to discuss whether this year will be different.

David Dale is the author of The Little Book of Australia -- A snapshot of who we are (Allen and Unwin). For daily updates on Australian attitudes, bookmark blogs.sunherald.com.au/whoweare.

COMMENTS

David
It's rare that i respond to an opinion column but Saturday's Tribal Mind could be seen to be out of order.
To judge our network's performance during a two week period punctuated by the Olympic Winter Games and cricket and then make a stupendous leap of faith in judgment calls is very strange and possibly misplaced.
We are actually up in audience. There is a new ratings panel, new digital channels and also timeshifting.
Funniest thing?
No Olympics and we win last week.
We also won in breakfast and we also won in news and nightly public affairs.
And we lead Nine in total viewers, 18-49s and 25-54s and 16-39s. I've not checked first month's demo shares for 16-39s, but suspect we even lead Ten in that demo.
And the programme you bagged - My Kitchen Rules - rolled a programme you proclaimed as being one of the hits driving Nine (Top Gear).
Ten's in trouble. Nine is behind its audience shares from last year, and year before, and year before.
Simon.

  • by Simon Francis, Channel Seven on March 07, 2010 at 11:10 AM

Hi Mr Mind, I always like it when you get a response, not Hi TM, not Hi TM or Hi David just a short rebuke by simple Simon straining to sell some shit shows, in so doing, clutching at straws to justify Seven's pathetic performance in the last few weeks. The fact that the viewing audiences appeared to be down, probably due to the crap being shown eluded Simon, the olympics didn't get people riveted to their seats and it probably did more harm to Nine than good given the criticisms it got and the cricket, who is kidding who?
More to the point, I think you may be on to something and the sample size (using viewing habits as a polling measure) is one which any pollster would die for, so I look forward to seeing a regular update of your predictive skills, you certainly can't do much worse than the regular pollsters in fact it could rival the coffee bean polls for accuracy.

  • by Zjonn on March 07, 2010 at 12:05 PM

Goodness me TM, you've hit a nerve. I did a bit of googling to find out who this "Simon Francis, Channel Seven" is. Some words I found to describe him in the media. "station's head-kicker", "spin doctor", "self-styled Che Guevara". Impressive.
So it appears the gibbons are listening, perhaps this is an opportunity to give him our spin on the situation. On the aroogance perceived from his comment - the same arrogance which his primary rival, Channel Nork, is famous for. On programming changes. On shows that run overtime. On the dogawful "It's time" campaign on the offshoot. On the craptacular way "30 Rock" is treated.
He's "listening" apparently. TM'ers, let fly.

Tribal Mind replies: Now be fair. Simon is one of the most helpful publicists in television, and he's very good at his job, which is telling the best possible story for Seven. And he's right -- Seven did win last week, after falling behind in the Olyfortnight, which presumably means Rudd will start to rise again.

  • by Bereft Skerrick on March 07, 2010 at 01:16 PM

Hi Mr M... where do you believe Desperate Housewives "jumped the shark"? I think the current storylines are in keeping with the original synopsis.

  • by d@gp on March 08, 2010 at 06:51 AM

'Hey Hey it's Saturday', 'Crocodile Dundee', Eddie's 1952 Homophobia, Housewives and their ironing boards, Abstinence. You may be onto something. I always thought Nine was LOSTNEARFOSSILCREEK.
Does this make Channel Ten Barnaby Joyce?
Seriously, Rudd will be back for a second term because we can't loose Julia. She's the Chris Bath of Australian Politics. You put up with crappy content because it all looks so nice.

  • by darren on March 08, 2010 at 08:41 AM

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