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A column about Australia by David Dale, published in The Sun-Herald, 18/1/2009
In the imagination of the world, what is the most powerful idea about Australia? I'm not talking about scenery, or fauna, or personalities. We can assume the world knows about kangaroos and Uluru and Nicole Kidman and the shrimps on Paul Hogan's barbie. But the world's response to that sort of stuff is never more than slight amusement.
I'm talking about one notion that intrigues them, excites them, stimulates their sense of wonder, makes Australia seem like a place of thrilling menace. On the principle that two sightings could be a coincidence, three sightings signifies a trend, and four sightings is a phenomenon, what do we make of these five observations:
1. In the recent film Tropic Thunder, Robert Downey Jr plays Kirk Lazarus, an Australian actor who has been cast as a black American in a war movie. The only genuinely black actor in the cast, Alpa Chino, refers to him contemptuously as "Crocodile Dundee" ...
"Lazarus: Pump your brakes, kid. That man is a national treasure.
Chino: I just wanted to throw another shrimp on your barbie.
Lazarus: That s--- ain't funny.
Chino: I'm just f---ing with you, Kangaroo Jack! I'm sorry a dingo ate your baby.
Lazarus: You know that's a true story? Lady lost her kid."
2. In an episode of the cult TV cartoon series Family Guy, the talking dog Brian and the preternaturally articulate infant Stewie host a radio show called "Dingo and the Baby".
3. In the cult vampire series Buffy, a character called Daniel Osbourne, nicknamed Oz, leads a band called Dingoes Ate My Baby.
4. In the cult New York sitcom, Seinfield, the character Elaine suggests to a woman who can't find her fiancee at a party: "Maybe the dingo ate your baby".
5. In his latest book When You Are Engulfed in Flames, the American columnist David Sedaris describes a 2007 visit to Australia to attend a conference (probably the Sydney Writers Festival). He says he had four hours of spare time on a Saturday morning and decided to visit Taronga Zoo to see a dingo.
"I never saw that Meryl Streep movie, and as a result the creature was a complete mystery to me. Were someone to say 'I left my window open and a dingo flew in', I would have believed it and if he said 'Dingoes! Our pond is completely overrun with them', I would have believed that as well. Two legged, four legged, finned or feathered: I simply had no idea, which was exciting, actually, a rarity in the age of 24 hours nature channels."
Finally Sedaris and his friend reach the dingo pen, where Sedaris covers his face to prolong the suspense: "I saw some trees - and a tail - and then I couldn't stand it any more and dropped my hands. 'Why, they look just like dogs,' I said. 'Are you sure we're in the right place?'"
All this suggests Australia is not making enough of a national asset. To discuss if we should start a campaign to have the dingo included on the coat of arms, go to Comments
David Dale is the author of Who We Are -- A snapshot of Australia today (Allen and Unwin). For daily updates on Australian attitudes, bookmark http://blogs.sunherald.com.au/whoweare.
The catch cry "A dingos got my baby" is the national asset, not the dog itself.
Like Sedaris, most people would be disappointed to find out that the dingo looks is just a dog.
Maybe we should put Lindi Chamberlain on the coat of arms instead since it was her who coined the phrase.
You really need to go and live in the UK or Ireland to get an idea of what the native and world view are about and where they meet or conflict.
Aren't the Dingoes on Fraser Island the only pure genetic strain remaining?
Nobody knows or cares about Numbats, Potteroos, Stick Nest Rats or Dingoes.
If we really want to do something about our disappearing species, erosion, weed dispersal, rabbits, foxes, camels and goats...we should get on with it. What people in other countries would think if they knew how much we have already ruined is anyone's guess. But it's our responsibility to deal with it at home.
Absolutely pit the Dingo on the coat of arms and get rid of the Kangaroo, then maybe we can start eating more roo meat instead of people whinging about not eating it because its on our coat of arms
that is the most stupid idea i have ever heard,,what a lot of rot,national icon,how about national pest,do you realise how much damage dogs cause the agricultural industry get a grip
I love dingoes! But I'm happy with the emu and the kangaroo on the coat of arms - because they're two animals that can't move backwards.
I don't know David ... I may be old fashioned but I still find all this stuff in bad taste. Sure the dngo jokes would be funny if the original story had proved to be a giant hoax or, in a black humour way perhaps, if it had actually turned out to be infanticide. But since a dingo did kill Azaria, it doesn't take a huge leap of imagination to think how I'd feel if my baby's death was treated as an endless comedy opportunity.
We should reintroduce the Dingo, Australia-wide to cull the foxes, rabbits and cats and let our native fauna come back and limit the kangaroo population (so we dont have to keep culling them). Someone else will have to think of a way to protect sheep.
I do believe the original line was "a dingo took my baby", not "the dingo ate my baby" - and it turned out to be the truth, though the baby's mother was wrongfully persecuted for years. There really isn't anything very funny about the entire situation. It's articles like this that keep the stupid joke alive in the first place and further stereotype Australia and its citizens in the eyes of the world.
Worse still, the actress who played the Australian mother who lost her child wasn't even Australian - and sported the worst bunged on Australian accent I've ever heard. Funny that you mention Robert Downey, Jr., another non-Australian playing an Australian character, in your article. Sad trend, wouldn't you say, considering Australia does produce actors who are capable of much more than throwing a shrimp on the barbie and flashing a knife around?
Azaria Chamberlain is dead. Can't we drop that stupid line and all the associated jokes and let her, and her parents, who are still very much alive and live with their pain every day, rest in peace?
Dingoes are the favourite pet dogs of the Darug people and they are definitely Australian icon. They are really lovable pet and i have one as my own hugable dog
Too right we're not making enough of our National assets!!
Sadly; Mr Dale's blog 'starter' is the usual rather flippant, mildly derogatory and even self-derisive appraisal of 'Australian-ness' that has become fashionable of late.
For two hundred years, there've been blinkered "Euro" minded drones running around this continent with 'minds' that are so totally closed to the possibilities of using Australian native flora and fauna in the ways that the imported 'Euro' products have been.
The missed opportunities in terms of products that harmonise with the land rather than fighting it are vast...
We'd much rather try and grow rice (for instance) in the middle of the driest continent on Earth, 'cause for the majority of "Aussies" doing so makes more sense than using thousands of years of local knowledge to determine crops that'd be much more effective.
The insanity of declaring that we "can't exploit Australian flora and fauna"... whilst we set about denuding the landscape to make it easier to exploit imported European-based 'domestic' crops and stock is something that needs to be redressed - or our Continent's uniqueness will go the way of our supposedly unique 'Aussie' character: i.e. diluted and polluted by the current drive for international homogeneity.
We aren't even legally allowed to keep native animals as pets!
No bloody wonder there's so many members of our culture who have such a 'fear' of things that come from the Aussie 'bush'...
I've encountered enough 'fellow aussies' over the years who are so convinced that the Aussie bush is a place of alien putrescence and unspeakable horrors and nasties; that for them, a nuclear strike against the Aussie bush is totally warranted.
Should the dingo be on the Coat of Arms?
Maybe what should be on the coat of arms is a representation of the morons who live in a land that is so alien and anathema to them, that they'd prefer to change it into a vast and dessicated reflection of a place that they'd feel more at home in. These folks are too limited in mentality to realise that if Australia needs to be turned into a pseudo-Europe or Middle East or Asia for them to be comfortable living in - then they would be better off going back to where they feel most at home rather than blowing resources on making here feel just like there... but oh no; the current crop of bleeding heart apologists for "all things Aussie" expect the rest of us to just bend bloody over to help them.
I'll be glad when it's a dingo that brings the stick to the guy who's painting his house in that ad on tele, rather than some innapropriately shaggy English bloody sheep dog - because it'll be then and only then, that I'll be able to say we've recognised that we don't have to measure ourselves by imposed foreign standards - but we can stand on our own two feet and be proud of our Australian-ness in every possible way.
How bloody long is it going to take for such a simple fact to be recog-bloddy-nised?! We don't need the approval of the U.S. or the Poms or the U-bloody-N or any other nation on the planet to become a nation that has respect for itself and it's uniqueness...
There is some debate about whether the dingo should be considered 'native' to Australia and this may affect your suggestion, insensitivity aside.
Dingos are Asian water dogs, brought here from South East Asian islands, like Indonesia, only 5 thousand years ago. They did not evolve here, like the platypus, echidna, kangaroo and other endemic species. This is also why the dingo is killed if it eats a 1080 fox bait, whereas our native species are not (e.g., bandicoots). So the dingo could be a wholly inappropriate icon for Australia.
Of course, the dingo could also be the perfect icon for modern, multicultural Australia, where people from all over the world have moved to our country and are welcome to call it home.
seems all these media people dominate what is people's interest on the idea's of one continent, THERE IS A WHOLE PLANET OUT THERE. with a TOTALLY different and far more creative and intelligent idea, not to mention a much higher regard and respect for the people in contrast to been referred to as Americas bitch/"Johny Howard" another one of Americas street hooker's rolling in the cash.
are you at a stretch for good discussion? come on...there are plenty of actually useful articles begging to be written...
DD replies: And have been, over the three years of the column. Go to The Who We Are Archive and scroll down to see the the kind of topics we've been discussing in previous weeks.
Maybe the poor dingo has been wrongly convicted in a kangaroo court.
There was no final verdict from the Azaria Chamberlain case and not enough proof to decide either way what happened. Dozens of dingos were culled in an effort to find the culprit to no avail.
I've always wondered why there is no national team a la the Wallabies/Kangaroos/Kookaburras called the Dingoes? Now that it is officially known as Football, and Socceroos seems a little out-of-date, would Dingoes be more appropriate?
Oocy, I think Tim Flannery puts the Dingo in Australia at around 46,000 years - when the extinction of the megafauna occurred. Not 5,000 years.
I guess our two countries have more in common than our original home country. Your comments about dingoes on your coat of arms is very similiar to us having a beaver on ours. A rodent! Although, a very successful one now that folks from Europe do not want to wear them as hats anymore.
Given they are just about extinct as a breed, it would seem a bit of a silly thing to do.
I'm with the people who think it's neither a joke nor a source of national pride. Lindy Chamberlain, if she did do it, should have been treated with the same compassion that the repugnantly neglectful mothers of this era enjoy - those who leave their infant twins to starve while their toddlers roam the streets of Brisbane. Remember? These modern mums are painted by the media as tragic figures who need counseling for post-natal depression, no matter how horrid their actions. If Lindy did do it, who did she harm? Her own family and herself. At the time, Australians - all of us - acted like she had murdered one of our own family. Then the media pilloried her. Poor woman, when she cried in Court, she was a 'faker' looking for public sympathy, when she didn't, she was 'hard as stone'. Then there was the hoo-ha about 'Azaria' meaning 'sacrifice in the desert'. WHAT PITIFUL JOURNALISM! As it turned out, it was a botched investigation from the start and a dingo probably did take and kill the baby.
It's feasible. Anybody who has a large dog can vouch that they are capable of dragging pretty heavy objects around.
So Lindy served time, lost her husband, was kept away from her children and now, we make light of it all and her suffering is reduced to a catch-phrase.
Whatever compensation Lindy received could NEVER be enough.
"that is the most stupid idea i have ever heard,,what a lot of rot,national icon,how about national pest,do you realise how much damage dogs cause the agricultural industry get a grip"
On the flip side, do you realise how much damage the Ag' Industry wreaks upon our environment.
The Dogs are part of the eco-system, so YOU should learn to work around and , dare I say it, with them.
Kind of pointless even writing this as right now you are probably atop a Cat D9 dragging a ruddy great chain accross some "useless" Malleee.
I had a part-dingo as a pet (on 60 acres, not in the city). The damn thing was a genius and a good mate. Best "dog" I ever had, and I'd love to have another. No, he never ate a baby, although I did live next-door to Crocodile Dundee.
I'd like to see dingoes appreciated for more than just their infamous role in the regrettable Chamberlain case.
Geez I dunno about any of this tourism stuff, never having actually met one. But that photo of the dingo on the front page of the Herald is a dead ringer for the star of Wombat Stew!
I wonder if it's appropriate to have anything that actually has a working brain on the coat of arms.
Given the propensity towards anti-intellectualism in Australia, perhaps a cricket bat and rugby/soccer/foot/insert sporting implement of your choice here/ would be more appropriate.
dingo's are feral animals, they might be australia's first feral animal, but they are feral animals
Hey, Jamie Martin, "Lions are feral animals, they may be Africa's first feral animal, but they are feral animals".
What the hell are you talking about? See how silly that sounds? All wild animals are feral!!!
Hell, they dont even taste good! Keep the roo
Most Americans don't actually know anything about the Azaria Chamberlain story - they are quoting it as, what they think, is just a "funny line" from The Simpsons. If you tell them it's a true story & a baby was actually eaten by a dingo, they are shocked. Honestly, most of them just think it's a line from The Simpsons - they're not even quoting Evil Angels, prob never even heard of that either.
DD asks: What was the line in The Simpsons?
Rangers at Fraser Island give a comprehensive overview of the Dingo, and argue that the Dingo is not really a dog. Unfortunately, many Dingoes have been culled from Fraser Is, due to the risk of attack. Of course if people taught their children that this native animal is in its own environment and should not be fed, this would seriously lessen the risk. Twelve years after our last visit, we were lucky to see one Dingo, as Dingo-proof fences have been erected. Previously Dingoes roamed happily throughout the island. Incidentally, we owned a part-dingo for 14 years, and she was amazing for her ability to escape from our secure yard and would sometimes return with stolen chooks and guinea pigs (not that we condoned it).
s. macarthy - do you know how much damage the agricultural industry does to the australian environment? Get a grip yourself!
Maybe dingoes can occupy the place in the 'What Makes Australia the Bestest Place in the World Wot to Live In' list that was previously occupied by 'the Australian sense of humour'.
Honestly people, lighten up.
Americans remember 'dingo' because it sounds funny. Like 'kangaroo'. And 'cockatoo'. And Nicole Kidman's English accent.
Just don't tell them about quokkas.
I hate to admit it but I once was a fan of Beverly Hills 90210 (and other dross). The show featured an fake punk band from Australia called "The Bloody Dingoes". The lead singer's accent was hilariously bad.
And let's not forget the menu at the USA's restaurant chain The Outback Steakhouse. It features "Bloomin Onions". And the radio adverts are voiced by someone doing an appalling accent again.
I believe the first & best resuse of the line was 'Doug Anthony Allstars' who on a show in 90's had a character jump from the shadows to grab a doll being carried by 'Flacco' who turned & said 'a dingo stole my baby' as Ernie Dingo appeared from the shadows!
Tastless but funny & ingenious
The dingo was found NOT guilty in the case of Azaria Chamberlain as was Lindy!
The dingo is the one animal that keeps everything balanced in the ecosystem. It is our top land predator. When the dingo is removed because of ignorance due to aerial baiting with 1080 (which is banned in most places around the world now due to harm and cruelty) there is a massive problem with fox, cat, goat and pig numbers soaring out of control. Kangaroo numbers sky rocket and defoliation becomes a problem.
The dingo is the guardian of our future in protecting the animals and birds on the verge of extinction eg numbat, bilby, mally fowl etc. This is proven fact!
Australia has a deplorable record when it comes to the extinction of different animals and birds. The Thylacine was treated the same way as the dingo and is now just a museum piece because of ignorance.
The dingo is the only Australian ( it is Australian by ALL definition) wildlife not given protection in all states. This is appalling and ironic when Australians have been very vocal towards the Japanese for them killing whales. These same people are silent when it comes to the LION KING of Australia being extermionated because of a powerful farmers lobby and massive 1080 Industry!
The dingo needs protection. The dingo is NOT a dog but a different species to canis familiaris. It is canis lupis dingo.
A magnificent animal that is the most maligned of all our wildlife. Check out www.wadingo.com for information on this topic. Australians must become more aware and educated in this field if we are to save this Iconic Species so our future generations will see the real live dingo and not just a stuffed relic in a museum next to the thylacine because of ignorance!
Kind of a shame they're not ferrous - then they'd be treated as a national treasure and exported to China.
In the original column, it stated "All this suggests Australia is not making enough of a national asset." based on 5 U.S. references.
I disagree - what this suggests is that American movie and TV writers are too lazy to do any new research and rely on stock laughs from a thin catalog of Australian jokes. Now every one will get confused in the US after George W called Mr Howard "the Man of Steel" and they'll think Australia is "Krypton" (yes I know Superman was born on Krypton and didn't "live" there.....) and there is a another ferrous reference.
Are people forgetting that Dingos are not even native animals. They originated in Asia as huntng dogs, and were introduced to Australia by the Aboriginies to hunt our native animals.
I see Dingos as being no different from foxes or feral cats, except for the fact that they've been here a little longer.
grow up david. there's nothing wrong with the kangaroo and the emu. a thylacine could be OK. you don't believe a dingo took the baby at uluru. have you ever seen a dingo crunch a rabbit? i have.
DD asks: Who said there was anything wrong with kangaroo or emu? Both are delicious, properly cooked.
s.mccarthy writes "how about national pest,do you realise how much damage dogs cause the agricultural industry get a grip"
That's like complaining about sharks when you swim in the ocean. It's their territory. We took their hunting grounds for our own purposes. Is it the dingo's fault we put livestock on their territories?
Given that pure-bred dingoes are just about gone, we might as well put it on a mainland-coat-of-arms (they never reached Tasmania).
That's what the island state of Tasmania did with its native dog-like thylacine.
"You don't know what you've got 'til it's gone / paint paradise and put up a parking lot."
Yeah, but Phil, Dingoes kill cats and foxes (thus protecting our - now mostly extinct - smaller native animlas) and keep Kangaroo numbers down. An ecological balance achieved over many many thousands of years which has now been destroyed as a result of the trapping and hunting out of wild dingo populations. You cant wipe out an apex predator without the ecology below it going wrong - and the cats and foxes just made it worse.
As an American who was sent a copy of the column by a local reader who knows I'm interested in such things, I might comment that the line "The dingoes took my baby" is considered funny by many people who DO know that it rises from true events. The movie "Evil Angels" (released here as "A Cry In The Dark"), while only modestly successful at the box office, was a high-profile film and while people who haven't seen it might not know that the events are true, it was common knowledge that Meryll Streep played an Australian woman who claimed that the dingoes had, in fact, taken her baby. The "Seinfeld" episode was the first time I can recall that the situation (with Elaine's patently exaggerated accent) was explicitly played for a laugh. The humo(u)r on "Seinfeld" was OFTEN mean-spirited, and the joke which was targeted to the small audience familiar with the film was picked up as a broad, all-purpose "Aussie" punchline by the much larger audience who watched "Seinfeld." I imagine that most of the subsequent use of the joke is NOT making light of Lindy Chamberlain's tribulations (although it reinforces our view of Australia as a strange, exotic, upside-down land where all SORTS of odd things are likely to happen), but are simply having a laugh at a pretentious, Oscar-baiting film.
One further use of the joke which undercuts this theory, however, can be found in the atlas put out by the writers of The Onion (a satirical newspaper parody), entitled "Our Dumb World." On the page devoted to Australia, a spot is marked on the map with the explanation "Woman here blaming all her failings as a mother on dingoes."
A final note: The bird depicted on the U.S. great seal is not simply an eagle, such as might be seen on sundry European ensignia, but a Bald Eagle (Haliaeetus leucocephalus), a particularly striking species which is native to North America (and which we likewise hunted nearly to extinction).
i rekkon that we should keep the dingoes on fraser but just make them a sanctuary
You can't put dingoes as an emblem, there not even originally from here. That's right dingoes were originally asian hunting dogs that somehow adapted to the Ozzy desert. So there a nice pet so what? next thing you know we'll have a jack russell as an australian emblem. Besides why would we want to highlight the fact that the chamberlain case is way to acclaimed for such a tragedy, it doesn't exactly paint a striking example of australians.
DD wonders: Well how about an octopus then?
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Given America is now pretty much broke, and US pop cultural influence somewhat fading...do we really care what they think any more?
Just saying.
I mean when you go to India they think Australia=Kangaroos and Australian cricketers....when you go to China they think...I dunno Lu Kewen and Iron ore?
Maybe we should put that on our coat of arms as well?