Matthew Hall

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Official: The Beautiful Game Is Dead

Thanks a lot, Dida.

The last remnant of what sentimental fools call Jogo Bonito - The Beautiful Game - was carried off Celtic Park with the Milan goalkeeper last week.

Unsurprisingly, many are in denial, of course.

Milan vice-president Adriano Galliani believes that Dida's comical tumble in the dying seconds of his team's loss is detracting from the real crisis - that a fan made his way on to the pitch during a game.

"This case is not about Dida but the issue is that a fan went on to the field during a Champions League game and this should not happen," droned Galliani, with a straight face.

Thanks for your time, Adriano. Pass the parmigiano.

Sure, Celtic fan Robert McHendry did something he shouldn't have.

Big woop.

Celtic have banned the guy for life and he's faced court for "breach of the peace."

It's very easy to get onto the pitch at Celtic Park.

The last time I was there, you simply stepped over a low fence and you were on it (unless you are a player, in which case it's easier to run up the tunnel) shaking hands with Scott McDonald.

No mountaineering equipment is needed to clamber across fences so often seen at Italian grounds.

No scuba gear is required to swim across moats that lap many stadiums across Europe and South America.

McHendry's foolish act was spontaneous and required no superhuman feat.

He's received punishment from the venue and from the law.

He's paid for his stupid indiscretion. We're over it.

Galliani, though, isn't but entirely misses the point.

The case has become all about Dida, who claimed to require an ice pack for his cheek and needed a stretcher to leave the pitch after McHendry tapped him on the neck.

Watch the incident here.

Briefly laugh and then get serious for a moment.

What motivated Dida's action?

One thing - he was simulating a serious injury in the hope of having Celtic's deserved win overturned. A result that occurred in part through Dida's own incompetence.

There's no other explanation.

Dida cheated.

The days when Brazilian football was all about The Beautiful Game are gone.

Finished.

OVER.

Even Juninho, a World Cup winner with Brazil in 2002, admits that Brazilians dive all too easily, quickly going to ground in opponent's penalty areas.

The Sydney marquee would know first-hand how his compatriots cheat.

He was on the pitch during one game where an incident occurred that should be regularly highlighted as an example of how Brazil win ugly.

At the 2002 World Cup, I was in Ulsan as the once-great Rivaldo feigned a head injury after the ball was kicked - admittedly belligerently - into his thigh by Hakan Unsul.

Watching live in the stadium, Rivaldo's reaction seemed bizarre.

Craning my neck to watch a TV replay, it was shockingly embarrassing.

Have a cringe here.

"No, the ball did not hit me in the face," Rivaldo said after the game. "But the Turkish player shouldn't have done that in the first place. My experience counts. So the ball touched my leg and not my head, and I recognise that it did not hit my face, but the other player was still in the wrong. I said sorry to him, but these things happen in football."

In other words: Yeah, I cheated. We won. So what?

It's not just the men. In an otherwise excellent recent Women's World Cup, the behaviour of Brazilian midfielder Cristiane during the semi-final against the USA was disgraceful.

American Shannon Boxx's red card in that game was one of the worst refereeing decisions ever.

Worse, though was Cristiane celebrating that an opponent had been (incorrectly)tossed out of the game.

You see it all here. Watch right to the end.

So while Milan and UEFA get flustered about Robert McHendry's Glaswegian peck on the cheek, they might want to also use the occasion as an opportunity to finally do something about what is gently referred to by the men in suits as "simulation".

IT'S CHEATING.

We, the fans, are tired of it and so are many players.

Ricardo Clark, who plays for Houston Dynamo in the MLS, has been banned for nine matches for kicking FC Dallas striker Carlos Ruiz.

Watch here. As they say in America, it's awesome.

Ruiz has a reputation in the MLS for struggling to stay upright in penalty areas.

In this incident, Clark, frustrated, kicked Ruiz in the body.

So, compounding a ridiculous situation, only Ruiz knows why he clutches his head.

Clark's action was worthy of the ban, for sure.

Taking the law into your own hands is never the best advice so, kids, don't try that at home.

Or the local park.

But with role models like Dida, Rivaldo, and Cristiane, can anyone blame younger players for mimicking the professionals?

The beautiful game? It's now about winning ugly.

COMMENTS

Diving is the worst - some people call that and other things that go on in soccer (all sports though) "gamesmanship".

It is a long way from the meaning of the word "sportsmanship."

Bring back the latter...

  • by Ian on October 06, 2007 at 10:29 PM

Very well said Matthew! Yes "simulation" must be THE great football euphemism for all times.
I am an Australian presently studying at a seminary in Rome. I am a life-long supporter of the game. I also it is a shame about the fences inside Italian stadia. I am going to Roma games and the fence around the arena does detract from what is an otherwise wonderful atmosphere at the Stadio Olimpico. If more football writers wrote articles like yours on these and other issues, the game would soon be cleaned up. Please give me a hoy if you're ever coming to Rome.

  • by John Macdonald on October 06, 2007 at 10:44 PM

oh wow, disgusting stuff.... I've got to say though, you should hear some of the butch bogan mothers screaming horrible obscenities at local kids footy games... so shameful!!! What it teaches those kids I just don't know.....

  • by Gypsy Rosebud Leah on October 06, 2007 at 10:46 PM

Although video referee is not a practical in a fluid game like soccer (as video ref reviews would stop and start the game and make the game unwatchable), I believe that video refereeing needs to introduced post-match by FIFA.

In post-match review, the outcome of match shouldn't be scrutenised rather punish players like Dida or divers be yellow or red carded. And perhaps a constant behaviour of the same player should draw even heftier penalties like few match suspensions.

At the moment, simulation is an easy thing to get away with in soccer and is killing the game. Last world cup had the worst number of simulations!!!

  • by sfx on October 07, 2007 at 01:08 AM

In this context of playing the game, not cheating, sportsmanship, bring back the cucumber sandwiches... could we have a few words about sledging??

  • by Richard Cowley on October 07, 2007 at 02:00 AM

Soccer has become a truly despicable game where cheating and dishonesty is not only tolerated but rewarded. Corporate sponsors should boycott the game until/unless FIFA/IFAB make video refs mandatory and place lifetime bans on the worst perpetrators.

  • by Ebenezer Morley on October 07, 2007 at 02:02 AM

That Crisitiane incident is shocking. She obviouly learnt from that scum Rivaldo.

  • by Jorge on October 07, 2007 at 04:01 AM

These overpaid prima donnas should be booted out of the game for cheating.eg.diving.They have the technology with cameras everywhere now so use it.It is obviously too difficult for the referees and linesmen to always pick up these players when they do cheat.These pansies would not last more than 60 seconds on the field playing either of our rugby codes here in Australia,they would be sorted out very early.Technology is there so use it.Regards VC.

  • by Vince Clark on October 07, 2007 at 04:57 AM

I used to get up in the middle of the night and watch games live.
I had an array of jerseys from QPR to Liverpool and a collection of memorabilia.

I became frustrated with the 'simulation' and cheating that you write about 3 or 4 years ago.

Fortunately now there are enough other sports on cable that I haven't missed watching a single game of Soccer at all.

There's 4 movie channels if I want to watch people acting.

  • by danger dave on October 07, 2007 at 05:18 AM

Two possible solutions spring to mind.

If they want to be carried off, they're definitely too injured to come back in the game. A TV ref could determine in about 10 seconds whether someone comes on to replace them or not. This way there's an instant and definite consequence to melodrama.

The other (better!) option is to supply the ref with steelcap boots. If the diver isn't injured before, they certainly are afterwards. Any sign of a dive is to be greeted with a swift kick in the coccyx. Then they have to play on.

A diving hall of shame on the FIFA website might prick a few egos, too.

  • by Alex on October 07, 2007 at 06:17 AM

I've just been watching the Rugby World Cup. NZ lose to France by 2 points. 30 athletes on the pitch playing their GUTS out!

I've always loved the real Football, but this plague of ninnies falling at a touch is embarrassing, disgraceful. they're even making ads out if it (ie Snickers ad)

I don't advocate for the type of hacking seen in the lower leagues either.

but surely when we're talking about the best players in the world, the creme de la creme who are setting the example, surely we can see something better than this crap.

Clearly this ninny culture is taking over at the top level of the game.

surely skilful, quick, attractive football can be athletic and powerful too?

Shame on you ninnies! You embarrass our game and Football fans worldwide!

  • by Jimmy on October 07, 2007 at 07:05 AM

As a 'soccer' player in New Zealand for 30 years I suffered years of teasing from rugby-mad family and friends over things like this, and it's just embarrassing to know they have yet more ammo. Maybe the problem is the reward for tricking the ref - Dida wanted a whole game replayed! Yellow cards, penalties, pressure on the ref, time wasting... Imagine what players from past decades would think of such behaviour? It's humiliating for the image of the game and should be stamped out at least via video review a la League and AFL.

  • by John Seddon on October 07, 2007 at 07:11 AM

diving seems to be an integeral part of soccer , one reason i can't take it seriously...and it seems to be creeping into the rugby codes and aussie rules as well. the solution:ref. to look at replay,a quick inspection by an independent medico and if guilty of faking - red card . simple.

  • by daniel on October 07, 2007 at 08:03 AM

UEFA and FIFA should punish diving more severely. The result could be overturned if you go back to may years ago and that's what the culture of football has done.

  • by George on October 07, 2007 at 08:41 AM

spot on, unfortunately ... getting another player sent off is now considered a legitimate tactical ploy

  • by ashton on October 07, 2007 at 08:48 AM

You are all in denial if you think simulation only happens in football.... open your eyes when watching league or union. And then maybe your arcticle wouldnt be so blatantly biased

  • by Unbiased on October 07, 2007 at 09:15 AM

I'm over it....fortunately there is virtually no free to air football/soccer on tv in Australia anymore, there is no way I'm going to pay to watch the diving garbage. One incident you left out was the heartbreaking moment was Grosso's dive in the World Cup Game Australia V Italy....thats just plain dumb refereeing too.

  • by Stoo on October 07, 2007 at 09:34 AM

its pathetic isnt it

  • by nick on October 07, 2007 at 09:43 AM

Intelligent journalism. One player, from millions, does something stupid and the all game is dead.

  • by George on October 07, 2007 at 10:34 AM

matthew,
this is the best sports article written for a long time.......
its time the administrators of the game did something about the blatant cheating of players all over the world (and thats in all sports).

  • by Geoff on October 07, 2007 at 11:18 AM

It's not dead just because you say it is Matthew.
Your points are good but letting a handful of disgraceful incidents tarnish the entire sport of football is cowardly.
It will always be the world's premier sport and for the most part remain beautiful. Video analysis and retrospective bans for diving is all that is required now. It's a shame it's come to that but let's face it the game is worth it.
Thanks.

  • by Burrows on October 07, 2007 at 11:26 AM

try searching youtube for "ronaldo" and "dive" and you'll get hundreds of hits.
all for the Portuguese ronaldo for some reason...

  • by keir on October 07, 2007 at 11:38 AM

I love football but I've always thought that this kind of behaviour is the biggest barrier to the sport becoming the number one code in the country. When our audiences see players in AFL and league get polaxed on a regular basis and then get up and keep playing, players like Rivaldo, Dida (and I've got top say Juninho this weekend against Victory - just a little) do little to endear the broad population to the game.

As a measure - the codes of football here use the term courage as a real indicator of a player's worth - while the world game officially tolerates cheating in place of this courage...

Good post Matt

  • by Justin Barrie on October 07, 2007 at 11:39 AM

Simple solution to this. Institute a sin bin for soccer and send every diving player off the pitch for 10 mins. This will fix things quickly.

  • by Joe S on October 07, 2007 at 11:40 AM

I'm a big believer in the power of one (evidently, as are the players regularly taking dives that decide games). Therefore the answer is (whilst painful for a short time) very simple. If you want diving eliminated from the game, stop watching. Then tell everyone you know to stop watching, and tell them why. Enough people stop watching, turn off their sets, don't go to games, you WILL force the hands of the administrators to change this childish aspect of the game. The game is controlled by money, which from any perspective is linked inextricably to the amount of people watching on TV and attending games in person. Stop the flow of money, even in your own small way, and watch the incredible swiftness with which the administrators will stop diving in the game. It is an absolute certainty!

  • by Fred Witherbottom on October 07, 2007 at 11:43 AM

Ummm....Sorry Matthew. I don't know how to tell you, but Parmigiano doesn't go with your meat pie. Try tomato sauce.

Actually, parmigiano DOES go with pie and sauce. But only if it is grated finely. As Vincenzo Grella syas when we dine at his local osteria in Toscana, 'Pass the sauce'. Then we drink a bottle of Chianti and toast 'Aussie soccer'. Thanks for your input. MH

  • by Paolo on October 07, 2007 at 11:51 AM

... "winning ugly".. like an Australian team has NEVER done that before... Spare us, please! Maybe you should do a bit more research on the subject before posting such comment and restricting the responsability to the Brazilian team... I think you haven't done your homework and have overlooked several other similar moments involving players from other countries, INCLUDING YOURS. It's quite annoying that some Australians keep trying to outshine years of memorable positive history in sport by overemphasizing the bad moments. Sometimes, when they have nothing to point out in the Sport specifically, they go beyond.
This is so true that readers may recall the article on The Age entitled "Here are 10 reasons why Brazil must fall to the Socceroos", where an Australian journalist attacked the whole country of Brazil, and its almost 200million people, for free, and on unrelated aspects, in the hope to lead Australian public opinion into hating Brazil (which is considered the top by many and one of the top by others in this specific Sport - in the past and still today), and win more supporters for the Socceroos.
That was so appallingly low that Brazil's Consul-General in Australia wrote a letter to the newspaper about the article expressing how surprised and offended the Brazilian community in Australia was with the attack.
And here we are once again.
You sound so victimized by these acts, that I can only get the impression that your frustration for having a trully crap Australian team (whose players, by the way, have the same kind of behaviour as mentioned above) in this sport is so great that the only way you can get over it and outshining the good teams, so you don't feel so down. This time, specifically Brazil.
But if Cameroon was the top team, it would be the same. A little too ugly strategy, don't you think ?
"But with role models like Dida, Rivaldo, and Cristiane, can anyone blame younger players for mimicking the professionals?"
Why don't you write about the bad actions of the Rugby players from your own country and dissert about what kind of example for youngsters they are ? I think you'd be able to have more content in your poorly written, unproductive article. We can then maybe also talk about denial.

I don't know too much about rugby, so wouldn't dare comment on the sport. I do know though that Brazil's players are role models for millions, maybe billions, of kids around the world. And the actions of several of their superstars are a disgrace to their national shirt. MH

  • by anti on October 07, 2007 at 12:05 PM

I have always wondered why it has taken so long for FIFA to have a judiciary. Look at the game afterwards and if someone has taken a dive ban them for 10 games. You will soon have it out of the game

  • by franky on October 07, 2007 at 12:11 PM

What Dida done was pathetic. in saying that, His Club AC Milan are a joy to watch. Ill never forget the way they beat Manchester United 3-0 on the way to Champions League Glory last season. It's a shame we dont get to read much on the Italian Serie-A because they have some of the best players on the planet like AC Milan's Kaka, Maldini & Gattuso, Inter Milan's Hernan Crespo & Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Juventus Keeper Buffon & alot more.

  • by Rob Mathews on October 07, 2007 at 12:34 PM

I just get more and more frustrated everytime i have to watch this sort of thing...

If it didn't mean you brought your team into disrepute, you'd just love to get onto the pitch and really give Dida a piece of your mind (or maybe something else)...

This is what turns so many people away from the game and you're right - the beautiful game suffers as the cheats are basically endorsed with wins by FIFA.

  • by TK on October 07, 2007 at 01:24 PM

Absolutely correct Matthew, if only about ten years behind the times. The Brazilians have since the 1980s been up there with the worst proponents of conning the referee (not to mention cynical fouls), and referees and the football world in general have chosen to ignore it, preferring to revel in the wet dream of Brazilians being above it all, of being the exponents of the beautiful game. All through the WC06 match against the socceroos the brazilians were going to ground at the merest touch (or not). The sooner the football world gets over the romantic idea that the Brazilians are the premier exponents of the jogo bonito the happier I will be. They can start by rubbing out Dida for a few weeks for brining the game into disrepute. Now I'd like to see that.

  • by SV on October 07, 2007 at 01:45 PM

At one of my daughter's soccer matches (at the same time as the last World Cup was on) I heard the opposing coach encouraging his girls to stay down after they fell. "How are you going to get a free kick if you don't stay down?" Every major tournament FIFA promise to get tough on diving and shirt-pulling. And every one is worse than the last. The above article focuses on Brazil, but I think that's a little unfair - players of all nationalities do it (although Brazil do take the cake, it's true.) But remember the infamous Socceroo-Italy game and the dive at the end? Remember Zidane's headbutt and the floppy-legged guy he tickled?

  • by ripplin6pack on October 07, 2007 at 02:18 PM

It's a shame there wasn't a Ricardo Clark to give Dida a clothesline across the face to give him a serious cause for clutching his face. An even greater shame that there isn't a review system in place to formally punish cheaters.

It wouldn't be too hard to set one up, what with TV having such a big part to play in the top leagues. A dvd, a tv, and a table, and bam, that's all you need to find out who dived during the latest round. A 9 match ban will do.

  • by Hinn on October 07, 2007 at 02:27 PM

I think we should just get rid of strikers and attacking midfielders from the game. All they do is take the chances us defenders and defensive midfielders create for them and then fluff them. To make matter's worse, they resort to diving and play - acting due to their lack of skill. Bring back Vinnie Jones and Francis Benali, they are truly king's among men.

  • by Kizza the King from Kilkenny on October 07, 2007 at 02:29 PM

In order for there to be any change in the game, there needs to be a dramatic paradigm shift away from the way that punishments are currently dealt out. Eg, acts of 'rough play' and dodgy tackles are generally punished more severely than simulation. The latter is generally a tap on the wrist type situation and increasingly (as we are only all too aware), gradually becomming an accepted part of the game. We all know this is one of the major reasons the game will never supplant Rugby/AFL in this country is that because our rough sporting culture derides people faking it and going down when they're not hurt. Until such point as simulation is punishable on a par with other stuff, we're ..well, stuffed.

Bring in video refs?

Under Blatter, not likely I know

  • by Darp Hau on October 07, 2007 at 02:50 PM

This is why in countries where association football, aka soccer, is not the dominant sport, it will never be the dominant sport. Some countries live in denial, some countries have built-in BS detectors. A pox on those one-eyed soccer fans who will not acknowledge the cancer in the heart of their game.

  • by Observer on October 07, 2007 at 03:01 PM

"Butch, bogan mothers" is totally acceptable, then, unlike their obscenities?

Back to the topic, now that every match everywhere is covered by so many cameras, there has to be a way of stamping out "simulation" (no pun intended). If a dive or other simulation affects the outcome of a game (ie, by the award of a penalty or the sending off of an otherwise innocent player) then the result should be reversed retrospectively. If it merely means the player has acted like a goose to no real effect, then they should be banned for a few matches.
By the way, isn't it time we were allowed to see replays of "controversial" incidents at the live games. Blank screens while the home viewers are shown the replays are an insult to the fans to pay their money and take the time to attend matched. Grow up, FFA!

  • by Jazza on October 07, 2007 at 03:08 PM

Suggestion. Hit the football "hollywoods" where it hurts, the bank balance. Referees should be given better training, the video ref should be used more often or not at all. This is the big one. Referees and players should both be fined for diving. The player for cheating, and the ref for encouraging poor sportsmanship.

  • by ChessMan on October 07, 2007 at 03:20 PM

While i agree that simulation has to go.. it is very obvious when it happens... and when it is that obvious it needs to be pinged

DOnt be fooled though, if a player is clipped and gets tripped up.. it is a foul.... This is something we are struggling to grasp at the moment in our domestic competition.. which at times has way too much over-physical play

You say play-acting destroys the beautiful game.. Yes i agree with you
HOWEVER, what can also destroy the game is over-physical play.. where creative players are totally taken out of the game (even by just niggling fouls not being called) and the referee is too soft to make the decisions...
To me that is even WORSE than diving and play-acting and can completely destroy the game

  • by Donald on October 07, 2007 at 04:18 PM

Right now diving/simulation goes almost completely unpunished. It's ridiculous and is undermining the game. There's a simple two-step fix to this, which FIFA has been resisting for far too long. Step 1: have the fourth referee monitor video replays of any suspect incident. Step 2: if ref and fourth official agree that there has been diving/simulation, it's an automatic red card.

  • by matt andrews on October 07, 2007 at 04:46 PM

I love the beautiful game! I hate its gutlessadministrators who let clowns like Dida get away with their Hollywood antics time and time again and tarnish the reputation our game. What defence do I have when Dida does what he does and my mates taunt me by calling football the usual names? Not much until players like Dida get heavy fines and suspensions.

  • by rick on October 07, 2007 at 04:46 PM

Diving starts with referees I guess, people do it, perhaps not so much as they are bad people, but there is so much to win, and so little at stake to dive.
Pointing fingers at individual players doesn't go that far, in my opinion. I think yellow/red cards in high level matches need to be examined, post-match to make sure that diving goes punished.

I particularly dislike people who attack certain players for diving, while praising people who do dive. Diving is wrong. Period.

  • by andrew on October 07, 2007 at 05:25 PM

It's behaviour like this that make me embarrassed to be a football (soccer) player. For so long, we've had to try and shake off this image of the 'diving poofta' tag from the rest of the Australian sporting public, desperately struggling to convince the rugby and AFL-playing masses that football was to, a rough and tumble sport played by hard men with skill and finesse, not just diving prats who go down like a sack of spuds at the slightest contact. I know that we as Australians would never stoop to behaviour like this and I think Dida should be made an example of for this... digraceful

  • by Justin Verco on October 07, 2007 at 05:30 PM

Grew up loving and playing rugby and football, now I still watch the occasional match of footie but dont care to much, diving should be penalised and refs who are fooled continuously by it should be fired.

Rugby is a game you can still love, if a guy went down and roled around like that he'd be shunned. Even late and illegal tackles are expected to be taken with a sanguine air.

  • by Paul Phillips on October 07, 2007 at 05:41 PM

My conclusion is that if you get suspended for red and yellow cards, then yo should get suspended for diving. Then after players learn that they will be suspended for diving common sence would see them to stop diving

  • by Joel Sleeman on October 07, 2007 at 05:56 PM

This is one of the most depressing articles I've read. These sports-people need to grow up.

  • by Craig on October 07, 2007 at 06:15 PM

There was nothing wrong with Dida's actions that a year or so's suspension wouldn't fix!!

  • by kywong73 on October 07, 2007 at 06:19 PM

There's certain type of dive which has to happen in football. It's the "I deserve a penalty and if I don't dive I'm not gonna get one" dive. This is used to keep defenders honest. Good, positive, attacking players have been hard done by tripping, shirtpulling, sneaky defenders for decades and the dive is used to make sure these defenders didn't get away with dirty play (before diving became the bane of football, shirtpulling was the number one offender in my mind). You've got to keep in mind that to knock the player with the ball even slightly can reduce that players speed by 20%...which is more than enough for a covering defender to clean him up. The fact is...knocking someone like this is against the rules, but if the player doesn't fall he's not going to get a penalty.

Sympathetic officials started to give penalties in these situations in an effort to keep enthusiastic (dirty?) defenders at bay and therefore open the game up to more attacking (and therefore interesting) play. Of course, now we have players diving all over the place for no reason and the officials are in a pickle. Who do they trust now?

I guess they are gonna have to learn to trust themselves. If they see an incident or a foul or whatever...they call it. If they don't....they don't. They need to see a trip, or see a player get kicked or hit, or a shirt being pulled before they call it. That footage of Cristiane is not just bad for her unsportwomanlike behaviour but because the umpire saw an attacking player falling in the corner of her eye and gave a penalty AND a yellow card because of it. What was she thinking? If you don't see it you can't call it.

The examples you gave aren't your ordinary dives. They're a disgrace...I don't know how those players can look at themselves in the mirror. Injured people generally lie still....not roll around in a fit. They should have a theatrics law...if you're too theatrical you get a yellow card for bringing the game into disrepute. But if they brought this in then players would instead be lieing on the ground motionless as if they've been pole-axed. I think the officials just have to call it how they see it.

Oh...one more thing to keep in mind. I saw Harry Kewell go down in a challenge once and it looked pretty innocuous. The official walked up and told him to get up and get on with it, at which point Harry showed him the gash in his leg which ended up needing stitches to repair. The good news is that Harry wasn't carrying on like a pork chop over it but my point is that it's hard for officials to connect what they see with how serious an incident is.

  • by DAN on October 07, 2007 at 06:28 PM

And that is why i dont follow soccer.

  • by Oliver Pearson on October 07, 2007 at 06:31 PM

The technology is here, bring in the video ref. I know the traditionalists will be horrified but it this issue is holding soccer back Then send off the cheat (diver). I'm guessing after 2 or 3 *stars* are marched the number of incidents will reduce dramatically. BTW if you are sent off and it is obvious that you're a victim of an Oscar winning performance is the red card and subsequent ban wiped???

  • by grumpy on October 07, 2007 at 07:47 PM

In 2005 Dida did the same thing against Inter Milan in a Champions League quarter final. He took a delayed dive after being hit by a flare and the game was abandoned, replayed behind closed doors and Milan went through. So he has previous, as they say. UEFA will fudge their reaction and he'll go unpunished. He should be banned for life. It is a deliberate ploy to reverse the result of the game.

Yes the fan was wrong to do what he did and he's been punished. But what Dida did could actually have provoked the crowd and turned a joyous celebration into a very nasty incident. Nobody anywhere has commented on this. For this alone Dida should be booted out of the game.

  • by annoyed on October 07, 2007 at 07:56 PM

In 2005 Dida did the same thing against Inter Milan in a Champions League quarter final. He took a delayed dive after being hit by a flare and the game was abandoned, replayed behind closed doors and Milan went through. So he has previous, as they say. UEFA will fudge their reaction and he'll go unpunished. He should be banned for life. It is a deliberate ploy to reverse the result of the game.

Yes the fan was wrong to do what he did and he's been punished. But what Dida did could actually have provoked the crowd and turned a joyous celebration into a very nasty incident. Nobody anywhere has commented on this. For this alone Dida should be booted out of the game.

  • by annoyed on October 07, 2007 at 08:00 PM

You've argued your points brilliantly. Diving nowadays is ridiculous, not just from the Brazilians but anywhere.

The Boxx sending-off and the Ryan benching incident marred a great Woman's World Cup which had converted me to developing an utmost respect for it.

Though the last one could similarly go down to the natural hate Dallasites and Houstoners have for each other.

  • by Bob on October 07, 2007 at 08:12 PM

This is a clash of cultures emerging from the internationalisation of the game. Specifically, different valuations of respect, physical contact, honesty vs pragmatism, mental vs physical strength. Sport is an expression of culture so it isn't necessarily universal in nature. Having said that, I wish refs would just send off these diving wankers.

  • by Rod Butcher on October 07, 2007 at 08:22 PM

In South America, Brazil's dirty actions have been known for a long long time. Unfortunately FIFA has for too long, protected Brazil up until this last World Cup.
Many of the matches they win at home are through contreversy. Point in Question Brazil v's Uruguay in the last World Cup qualifying tournament. Brazil at home, 1-0 down, goal by offside, 2 players clearly offside, yet no linesman's flag.
Watch most of their matches and you will see how they dive on top of the ball as they are seemingly fouled forcing the referee to give a free kick. They sometimes pick up the ball in their hands as they fall to the ground to force the referee to give a free kick.
Teams need to play smarter against them and referee's need to remove their biased towards them.

  • by Pabs on October 07, 2007 at 09:11 PM

these are really good examples of how video would help soccer, in these cases the video ref could highlight miraculous recoveries / academy award moves and once the penalties were given ensure the divers are also carded

  • by Mark on October 07, 2007 at 09:26 PM

good topic. This is exactly why soccer doesnt deserve to be our biggest code. Im happy with it remaining a game for boys and footy as a game for men in our country. How these people can consider themselves sportsmen with any ounce of pride is beyond me. disgusting

  • by matt on October 07, 2007 at 09:29 PM

Thanks for an excellent article. Is there some reason they can't bring in a video ref for diving? Surely that would have a big effect.

Watching the Christiane clip has had a profound effect on me. I had previously watched only the beginning of the game, until Brazil scored its second goal. At the time I became so depressed at the USA style of play (as a USA fan) that I switched allegiances to Brazil and switched off the tv. When I watched the final, I was very disappointed that Germany won. But now after watching the Christiane clip, especially seeing her celebrate at the send-off, I am glad Brazil lost. Thank you again.

  • by John Luick on October 07, 2007 at 10:06 PM

I am not going to pretend that this comes as a shock. But really, if I went down like Dida, after a fairy tap like that, I would be embarrassed to call myself a man let alone a professional athlete. It won't be long before players have acting coaches to teach them how to make the dives look real.

The solution is simple. Allow the association to suspend players who are guilty of "simulation". I don't just mean players that are penalised during the match. There should be a video review of every match and any player who is caught diving should be punished. If the "simulation" is reasonably likely to have altered the outcome of the match, the match should be replayed.

  • by Mr Gray on October 07, 2007 at 10:07 PM

There is a simple solution - if you take a dive serious enough for a player to be sent off, a stretcher brought on, or a major penalty awarded, then you should go off the field for a mandatory 2 minute medical check. Losing a player for 2 minutes would put a quick end to diving, and at the same time give doctors time to check players who may be genuinely injured.

  • by Sarah on October 07, 2007 at 10:45 PM

i think you are over-reacting a bit Matthew and taking things completly out of context. Football last time i checked is not a contact sport if you want contact you don't play football you play rugby. Thats the game and many fans like myself enjoy the theatrics of the game, diving and milking penaltys is part of the game and im sure im not the only one that likes to see it.
Dida was not in the wrong mate it was the scottish nutter that ran on to the picth get your facts right,
blake

  • by blake on October 07, 2007 at 11:24 PM

Simulation is a pathetic part of the sport. One of the real problems here lie with the complete inaction of the FIFA to do anything about it. The simplest and possibly the best solution is to give the match review committee the power to ban players for a few matches for any diving what so ever. Just wait and see how many players start diving when theres a 3 match ban hanging over their heads.

  • by Amish on October 07, 2007 at 11:42 PM

Cheating is right. And there's a level of bureaucratic cheating going on amongst the clubs and officials who protect the dismal behaviour of these players. Dida's dive wasn't the first of the match. Milan won their (only) goal through a penalty decision based on an earlier dive.

Regardless of how angry they make us, I believe that it's not up to cheating players to clean up their act - that's like asking cyclists to self-regulate performance enhancers. The issue should be simple for football's governing bodies.

Players should be assessed post game for cheating, and if determined to be cheaters, should be banned for three matches and have their names added to a list of shame published at the end of the season. If they offend repeatedly they should face lengthy spells on the sidelines.

Imagine a game where players feared to go down? The name Freddie Ljungberg - a combative Swedish midfielder who stays on his feet, to his credit and advantage, no matter what - springs to mind.

  • by David on October 08, 2007 at 12:38 AM

Clearly, the problem is the lack of punishments handed out to these obvious cheats. More appropriate punishments would result in players thinking twice before faking it. I don't mind when my ladies fake it, but football players? No thanks.

  • by Shane on October 08, 2007 at 12:53 AM

Yes I think that,that type of behavior is desgusting and it doesn't do the game any good, but what I would like to know is why do you always mention it when south americans do it, the italians do it (best) remember the penalty against Austalia? I think that all professional players should be fined and suspended from playing.

  • by Cesar Marti on October 08, 2007 at 03:45 AM

I've said for ages that the solution should simply be that just as we have the video of the games gone over in the NRL to see if people have done things they should face the judiciary for, they should do that in football too, and if someone is clearly found to have cheated in this way, give them an instant 2 week ban. If they do it again, make it a 3 week ban.

The problem is at the moment that if the ref falls for it, the benefit for your team can be huge, but there is little or no risk involved, because the worst that you can get is a yellow card, and that is rarely given.

But examine the video and start suspending people for diving, and you'll find that people will stop doing it in a hurry!

It's not that hard to do. Rarely a game goes by without several blatant dives. If a team found 3 people per game were getting suspended for diving, then that would become a huge problem. The danger of being caught diving suddenly outweighs the benefits to be gained from it, and players will stop diving!

  • by Chris on October 08, 2007 at 09:46 AM

So is there any suggestions to get rid of this? FIFA don't seem to think of any.

In my opinion, the only way will be post match reviews and citing divers. Harsh penalties should then result.
I'm not sure what to do for a World Cup final, immediate video reviews?

  • by Michael Green on October 08, 2007 at 09:47 AM

I could not agree more. I turned off the A League game between Melbourne and Sydney on the weekend because the diving and acting was simply becoming ridiculous and embarrassing. Unless the A League heirarchy do something, we will return to the bad old days. The quality of the game was awful as it was, but to add rampant play acting to the mix made the spectacle a debacle.

  • by Stumy on October 08, 2007 at 09:55 AM

Brazil are the worst.
they are massive cheats , and they are proud of it!!
figure that one out??!!

  • by tbot on October 08, 2007 at 09:57 AM

Brazil are the worst.
they are massive cheats , and they are proud of it!!
figure that one out??!!

  • by tbot on October 08, 2007 at 10:11 AM

Celtic have a long history a "pitch invaders" - this cannot be disputed. Rapid Vienna anyone? This 'fan' could have seriously injured the Milan goalkeeper. Celtic should be able to control their own supporters. Severe punishment for Celtic should be the only outcome of this incident. A hefty fine and a couple of games to be played behind closed doors would act as a deterrent for wanna be pitch invaders.

  • by Neil Lennon on October 08, 2007 at 10:25 AM

Matthew, what do you know about Football; go to play rugby or cricket as it seems that's all you know and play. You still call the beatiful game "Soccer" like the Yanks. Stop criticising a sport you don't fully understand and the passion of the people that really undersdand.

No problem. I'll go eat my pie and sauce for breakfast as well. MH

  • by Pele on October 08, 2007 at 10:39 AM

As a football (soccer) lover, I have one word for this problem.

Embarrassing.

  • by Ames on October 08, 2007 at 11:13 AM

Great Article - Is there any chance that Someone in Italy or Switzerland reads ths article ?
Problem is that it has become accepted behaviour to over react to a simple nudge. Played all codes and in Rugby the LAST thing you show to anyone is that you are hurt in a tackle. In Football its the exact opposite, it's the first thing you show.

  • by outside left on October 08, 2007 at 11:38 AM

As a Teenager in High School (about 20 years ago) I used to sit up and watch the odd FA game and enjoy watching the skills. These were the glory days of Liverpool and Man U; 1989 Final v Everton (overshadowed by that awful day in Hillsborough); come on you reds and Ian Rush and Kenny Dalgish. We'd re-play games at lunch - me and the Greek and Asian contingent at school, plus a few other football-heads.

I gave it all up as soon as I noticed how important diving had becoming. And let's have it right. It's not simulation. And in the modern game you can't call it cheating. So let's call it diving.

Let's think about diving for a second.
Think about yourself doing it.
You would be at least laughed at if you tried to pull it off yourself at school - and quite possibly given a reason to roll around in agony as well.
Would any of us like to think our fathers did it when they were young?
And how would you feel if you watched your son writhing in fake pain to try and chisel an edge?

How do we feel about diving? Why do Soccer Fans (I've given up calking it football years ago) still condone it?

Looking for every edge is competitive, business like behaviour. But if business like behaviour is encouraged; while 'sporting' behaviour puts you at a disadvantage; then it's not a sport any more is it? It's a business. If the fans responded to clubs and players that dived regularly by voting with their wallet, then not diving makes good business sense and maybe we'll get our sport back.

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle once wrote "Endurance and courage are virtues, not vices, and brutality is, at least, better than effeminacy." (Master of Croxley, 1907.)

At the time he was writing about boxing; but I believe these principles apply to all sporting endeavour. Sport lets us express these ideals; or as fans, watch these ideals expressed. We cherish those moments of triumph that display these virtues like diamonds; so few chances are there in this world to see these rare and shining things expressed.

Those who abuse these principles steal these ideals from the sport - any sport. Diving is the utter antithesis of these ideals; making endurance, courage and cherishing brutality over effeminacy diamonds stolen fresh from the fans.

For me, the shine is gone; replaced by the lying, chiselling, and to the male eye, weakness of diving. Cheap glass is all that's left.

  • by Mike J on October 08, 2007 at 11:49 AM

Embarassing and worthy of sanction...but a bit hysterical to shreak that the beautiful game is dead (suppose it makes a noticeable headline though)

  • by DD on October 08, 2007 at 12:32 PM

Hey... can we make this same valid point without the Brazil bashing? I have been a soccer fan all my life and this behaviour is not restricted to one particular team... if I remember correctly a cetain Italian player Fabio "Grotto" denied us justice with a embarassing dive at the last world cup. You have a very valid point my friend but it is rendered usless if you imply that a certain team is responsible for that behaviour.

  • by Kit on October 08, 2007 at 12:43 PM

I have watched football and play football since I was a young boy in africa. I believet that faking an injury that did not happened, like Dida and the rest of the cheating players all the leagues should be suspended. It should be an automatic suspension. It is the only way to clean up this non-sense. This is professional athletes acting like primary school girls.

  • by Ernest on October 08, 2007 at 12:50 PM

I love my Football and always will, but when players take dives it just makes me sick in the guts.
Thank God it doesn't happen in the
A-League or in the EPL as most of us Aussies only tend to watch these two leagues.
The sooner FIFA bring in a "standard" penalty of say 8 weeks for any player caught diving...the better.

  • by Manny on October 08, 2007 at 12:53 PM

I think divers should be given a pink card. A pink card means that they are suspected of diving and a match review will confirm it. If it is diving, the pink cards stands and they miss the next game plus they have the pink card on their record and they should get a big fine for cheating.

If a stoppage is called for a stretcher, then they player is should not be allowed back on the game. No excuses. It's clearly being used as a way to slow momentum down and again it's cheating.

It really is a good game - it's FIFA's fault that this sort of acting has been allowed to get out of hand.

Players in general seem to go to ground too easily. The ref should let the game flow more rather than cause stoppages.

Only when a real solid foul is made should free kicks be given. Falling over for contested headers and body checks should never count as a foul unless it is flagrant or dangerous.

  • by Chris on October 08, 2007 at 01:27 PM

The best way to deal with something illogical and stupid is to ridicule it. Have a bit of fun (and it'll stop the players doing it too) The Refs should hand out little plastic replicas of an Acadamy Award each time a player does a dive.
I'll bet you won't see too many players diving after that's introduced.

  • by Ross Carroll on October 08, 2007 at 01:31 PM

In Italy fans are caged in like animals. Prehaps it is because they become so incensed with rage by the cheating and theatrics that their players like Dida engage in that they cant contain their rage and have to be contained?

  • by Fiasco D'Gama on October 08, 2007 at 02:15 PM

Feigning injury is a blight on many sports, from England's substitute fielders to the constant feigning injury in Rugby Union (yes, this is a common tactic, ask any physio - they are briefed pre-match on which player, usually a prop, will fake an injury to slow down the game. not usually noticed as tv coverage switches to an ad break).

Two points to make about diving in soccer:
1. Few things honestly hurt more than being kicked hard in the shins or ankles, but the pain is gone (or mitigated) in about 30 secs. I think a of incidents are unfairly described as diving for this reason as people go down in pain, not knowing if they've got a career ending injury or a bump, and then are able to run for the rest of the game. It's not pretty but its true.
2. It is hard to tell a dive in slow motion replays as many factors such as momentum, running style (certain of which can be learned to make it easier to fall over) and angles cn make innocuous touches cause you to fall over. Getting clipped or even swerving to avoid someone at pace can unbalance you and cause you to fall 5, even 10 metres later. Now, I know most professionals probably ahve balance and core stability to make this less common than it is for unfit amatuers like me, but I just think we should consider this before going on about instituting video replays to cane divers.

  • by Ben G on October 08, 2007 at 02:19 PM

If FIFA wanted to resolve the issue of "feigning injury" or so called "simulation" they could that at the drop of a hat.

All they need to do is to agree to allow the various football leagues around the world to create a review panel that reviews replays all matches.

Where a player is clearly seen as "diving" or "feigning injury", penalise that player very heavily.

If players know in advance that they will suffer a "very heavy penalty" for "simulation", they will surely desist from or be reluctant to "take a dive".

The answer is really simply!

It's the commitment by FIFA that is hard.

  • by Protect of truth and justice on October 08, 2007 at 03:49 PM

What we really need is video replays of "suspicious incidents" at the conclusion of a match... catch someone, and ban them for a number of matches. This should almost certainly reduce incidents of diving and foul play in football. We do it in so many other sports, why not the biggest one of them all? And it does not even need to happen during the game, just a "post mortem", so to speak.

  • by PS on October 08, 2007 at 03:57 PM

Couldn't agree more. I lost interest in watching football years ago because I cannot stomach the disgusting diving. Ortega from Argentina was a shocker. It's not the cheating that repulses me as much as the spinelessness of it.

I raised this recently with the partner of a former Socceroo. I was surprised by her response which was, in effect, 'it's part of the game'. As a factual statement, this is true, but the point is that it SHOULD not be.

I think the only solution is an attitude change within the game's administration and then a rule that says if you go down and you stay down then you go off and you stay off. Further, if video evidence unequivocally demonstrates diving, then extremely severe bans eg 6 months minimum are imposed. That would end it.

  • by David on October 08, 2007 at 04:08 PM

Agreed. It is truly infuriating to see such play acting. I travelled all the way to see Australia at the world cup and in the 90th minute, the blatant cheats of Italy (Grosso in particular) win a penalty through a dive. Whats worse is that the referees havent got the guts to penalise these players.

Subsequently Australia got knocked out, was playing better football than all the other teams they faced yet nations with a history in such finals can influence refereeing decisions purely because they are "Brazil" or "Italy". The amount of poor refereeing decisions and dives over the world cup (the greatest and grandest stage of world sport) was unbelievable.

Bring in video technology, referees with some balls and boot Sepp Blatter out for his prehistoric outlook on the world game.

  • by Alks on October 08, 2007 at 04:42 PM

The problem is that this type of attitude is condoned. Matt, you have done the right thing in actually pointing it out as a cancer but I believe that you have used the wrong word. Cheat is not strong enough. Players who engage in this sort of behaviour are thieves. They steal from the game and should be driven out

Thieves. I like it. MH

  • by Gary Power on October 08, 2007 at 06:35 PM

so when are you gonna write the follow up to the away game? i love that book...

there's a lot more players out there that you can write about...please tell me that there's going to be another one? if not, what about making another i hour show of the away game with different players? maybe have it as a series on sbs?

Ah, thanks for the feedback. Great minds think alike, etc. There are plans, both for another book and a TV show on the same same theme. Unfortunately though, we are at the mercy of the Australian media, so no time frame just yet. MH

  • by ender on October 09, 2007 at 11:44 AM

nice one onion_bag. c u on sfcu.

  • by CelticFan on October 13, 2007 at 09:36 PM

"Ah, thanks for the feedback. Great minds think alike, etc. There are plans, both for another book and a TV show on the same same theme. Unfortunately though, we are at the mercy of the Australian media, so no time frame just yet. MH"


that's great to hear...keep us posted...

  • by ender on October 15, 2007 at 02:13 PM

They�re all such bad sporting countries aren�t they. They aren�t sportsmen. Yeah, right. That�s why Italian, Spanish and Brazilian Footballers are the most talented in the world. When you, sir, Mathew Hall, or this country for that matter, can produce the talent that ONLY these countries can provide us, then please, feel free to attack other SUCCESSFUL sporting nations in this given sport. You�ve acknowledged that the Celtic fan shouldn�t have ran onto the field, to which you replied 'Big whoop', well, then, what is the problem with Dida and other sporting figures doing things they should�t do? Are they all big whoops, too? Keep contradicting yourself, you�re doing a great job, I admire that.

In the words of Dave Chappelle... WHAT?!!! MH

  • by Santino on November 18, 2007 at 12:00 PM

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